Time to take your dress off, Mary

So this guy just came in and after getting carded asked if he could put his wristband on himself because if Megan did it she would "catch at least four arm hairs and then they'll get ripped out and that will be the most painful thing that ever happened to me"

1. Jesus christ dude I can't believe you would say that with your girlfriend standing right there, if I were her I'd now be mentally rehearsing the "it's not you it's me" speech we'd be having later.
2. If THAT is the most painful thing that ever happens to you I want to live your life...
3. I'd bet dollars for donuts you've said to your girlfriend "but baby, a brazillian wax is just so sexy"

Got up this morning, trained over to Pearl and picked up some mat board. Had forgotten just how sexy a framed and matted print can be, I'd also forgotten all the math involved in matting, so I already arsed one up, the one I *did* successfully frame however, looks HOT. I may already have a piece sold too. HIC has said he wants one, and just because I want in his trousers doesn't mean he gets it for free.

While matting I enjoyed disc 1 of The Best of Not the 9 O'clock News, which you should all go out and rent immediately. Priceless stuff. I just wish Spitting Image was available on DVD.

Did I mention yet that my darling boys from Baltimore are coming? Splitsville are playing Chicago April 12...(insert high pitched shrieking here) So excited for the show and seeing the lads. Picture above from last time I saw them at Red House in Baltimore last year. Mister Mike will you be coming with? If I recall, you missed them the last time they were through town...I'm also looking forward to the Joe Jackson shows at the end of the month and am debating whether or not to pull some strings to get in to Eels show this weekend...

I suppose that's all for now.

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[molly]

homeland security is pondering the marionettes. I hope mum insured the package, so that, when you get it back you can collect on the puppets' being broken n all. delete this comment.