Things I have learned from cable television and other musings.
Duff from Ace of Cakes is as smokin hot as Miss Sarah said he is.
New York, from I heart New York needs to be hung by her hair extensions and beaten like a Piniata. I managed about 2 minutes of her show before getting a little sick in my mouth.
What the fuck is wrong with Steve O? Moreover, what is wrong with the people who watch his show? I mean Jackass wasn't any better but at least Johnny Knoxville is fun to look at.
Late late at night one of the Home Shopping networks hosts "Erotic Shopping". Now although I personally have no objections to *accessories*, the idea that mum could be late night channel surfing and hear the phrase "for men who might be curious about anal play" makes me want to peel of my own skin.
I still hate the mall. Mum sent me to get another book for her yesterday and also instructed me to go to lensecrafters and get an eye exam, and new glasses...I have to wait for them since I'm essentially blind and the super thin lightweight lucky you can even see your hand in front of your face lenses weren't in stock...so in a week or so my new nerd-tastic glasses should be delivered to me in Chicago. I'd still like to get another pair of vintage frames...sigh...maybe one day...
Today I'm cleaning house, and cooking spaghetti sauce...perhaps a bike ride later. Good times.
Even worse than new york is Kimora Lee Simmons. Life in The Fab Lane on E! A more spoiled and useless woman I don't think I have ever met. And I have met a LOT of useless women.
Posted by: bridget | October 30, 2007 at 09:31 PM
Ugh! Lemme tell you, there is nothing on from 3:30 till 5. Even E! is off!!! I end up watching VH1 and they only play one of about 3 videos. Maroon 5 is the worst band EVER!!!
Posted by: mrs. kathy | October 30, 2007 at 10:14 PM
And you missed him! I was totally saying "there's the guys!" and you were all involved with the Formstone and benches!!! arg!
Posted by: molly | October 31, 2007 at 02:44 PM