When at a loss for a topic, always opt for extreme violence...

5 "TV Personalities" I would take entirely too much pleasure in kicking the living hell out of.

Steven Cojacaru: If Joan Rivers and Steven Tyler got drunk back in the early 70's and the condom broke - this man* would most certainly have been the result.

Star Jones: I may have mentioned before that I have some less than warm and cuddly thoughts about this bible brandishing flaming homosexual marrying pole up her backside no sense of humor having cow of a woman.

Tamron Hall: Co-anchor of Faux News in the morning here in the windy city...to be fair, when her copy is provided, she can be remarkably eloquent, so we know she can at least read. Left to her own devices however...I suspect if she had her way, the news would be nothing more than American Idol/The Bachelor updates, and talking about cute shoes and her stupid fucking dog. I challenge you to watch her for more than 5 minutes and NOT want to lance her head with a skewer like a big angry boil.

Dr. Phil: I doubt very much that a single one of you would question this. If I were absurdly wealthy I would give alot of money to the charity of his choice if I could see him repeatedly punched in the face by Eminem.  Why Eminem? I don't know, it just seems right.

Anna Nicole Smith: I won't deny that having dropped the weight, she's back to looking pretty hot, but that doesn't excuse being so unabashedly stupid.  And that Trimspa commercial where she, in a nails on the chalkboard baby voice asks, "Do you want my body?" skeezes me the fuck out. Die! Anna Nicole, DIE!!

*When I say man, I'm assuming - I have no way of proving it.

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At the top of my list is Alton Brown. He's soooo annoying.