Rock Haus

Just wanted to point out:

Just wanted to point out:

Despite what this blog may lead people to believe - I am not a *complete* alcoholic...

CAUTION - BITTER VENOMOUS BITCHING

CAUTION - BITTER VENOMOUS BITCHING ABOUT WORK TO FOLLOW.

One way ticket to a bad mood:

Spend morning in company meeting watching all the 6 and 7 figure bigwigs blather on about "ask yourself "what can I do for the company?" all the while wondering exactly where my motivation is supposed to come from when I just learned last week that after being here for a year and a half I got a whopping 1% raise...now, that's my fault, for being a slacker, if I'd done my all and really given 110%, my raise would have been a whacking great big 2%. I would feel better if they had just taken to printing HA HA! FUCK YOU!! SUCKER!!! across the top of my paycheque - Now granted, the company big boys have had a salary freeze for the past 2 years....and while I'm sure the 600k of 2 years ago doesn't go nearly as far today, you'll just have to forgive me if I'm not crying you a fucking river cos I'm too busy worrying about whether or not I'll make rent... I mean, this job pays me just enough to get by (that's of course providing I sneak in at least 5 hours of overtime a pay period)...but certainly not enough to *live* on. Rather than leaving this meeting with the intended "Yay team" attitude, I instead left with an overwhelming feeling of "Bite me".

To add insult to injury, I have "Gypsy" from Fleetwood bloody buggery Mac stuck in my head. There are very few bands I hate more than Fleetwood Mac....I'd rather listen to an entire Pink Floyd album than even one Fleetwood Mac song...and those of you who know me, know I would sooner tongue kiss Lemmy Killmeister than listen to Pink Floyd.

One positive thing tho, (and MXV you'll appreciate this) I had my first Potbelly's sandwich ever today, and oh jeezy creezy did it ever totally kick ass.

Beer soon....then everything will be all better again.....mmmmm....beer....

Just so you don't think

Just so you don't think I've forgotten you...

Nothing to report I'm afraid. This week at work I was overcome with this rush of productivity...well, aside from wednesday...so I've been quite busy...and you certainly don't care about the fact that I've finally downloaded all of the E-statements from BofA...or that I have a real bitch and a half of a hangnail...

I promise soon I will think of something interesting to say. I swear.

Feel free to share any stories of your own...

Soooooooooooooooo lazy am I. Decided

Soooooooooooooooo lazy am I.

Decided today seemed like a good day to take a mental vacation...work and a plethroa of other things have been stressing me out...and what's better than a nice day of snoozing and doing fuck all to soothe the ragged soul?

And the lovely and talented

And the lovely and talented Christopher Walken has Pool Hall Junkies coming out soon...creepy men abound! Now what's the delightful Mr. Buscemi up to these days?

In keeping with my unhealthy

In keeping with my unhealthy affection for creepy and unusual men, I'm v. excited about the upcoming release of Crispin Glover's latest: Willard, Hooray!

Bloody hell it's cold. It's

Bloody hell it's cold.

It's only tuesday.

If my nails weren't such a delightful shade of sparkly blue, I would be in a frighteningly ugly mood.

grumble...

In case you all hadn't

In case you all hadn't noticed, I didn't get out much this weekend, and I watched way too much television. I did go out to Trader Joes today however, and my stock of ginger snaps, and double gloucester layered with stilton have been replenished. It was just gorgeous out. AND I finally bought a kitchen trash can! And it only took 6 months! So there you have my exciting rock star weekend. You can all proceed with your seething jelousy of my action packed lifestyle.

Tonight’s one of those nights

Tonight’s one of those nights I wish I had cable. There’s fuck all on telly, so I’ve got Surreal World on. Some thoughts:

1. Is there a single other man on the planet who is a bigger whinier bitch boy than Corey Feldman? I’m not saying men should never cry, but jesus, he’s worse than a 5 year old girl.

2. Vince Neil’s girlfriend looks like a trannie prostitute

3. Emanuel Lewis is just straight up creepy.

4. Hammer time is over.

5. Who the fuck are these other so called celebrities?

Fuck this. I’m gonna watch some Young Ones on video.

Anybody watch SNL last night?

Anybody watch SNL last night? Generally I don't watch this anymore, since I get bad reception on NBC, and well, really, SNL really just isn't very funny...however, I was getting oddly clear reception last night, and Christopher "Yow!" Walken was hosting...anyway, the "prankster" skit, with the tire iron - I just about cracked a rib I was laughing so hard....but really, what's funnier than Chris Walken bludgeoning someone with a tire iron? Nothing I can think of.

Will Christopher Walken EVER not be sexy? I don't think so.